With the Premier League start beginning, it's time for previews. Take it away, Amy Lawrence:

Gervinho might prove to be another classic Arsène Wenger bargain, an athletic and pacy ball player raring to step up a level, spirited over from France for a fee that doesn't make a certain manager with a well-documented devotion to cautious housekeeping choke as if he was asked to fix the Greek economy before breakfast.

So if I understand this:
Arsène Wenger may have purchased the rights to pay a footballer named Gervinho, an athlete who is athletic and quick, and a player who was caused to go to England, from France, for an amount of money, that actually was a spirit and not money, that a careful spender, who is often written about, but probably not Wenger (since it would not be in his best interest to choke himself), but an economist who works for the IMF or Germany or some other entity who woke up to realize that he or she had already been asked to complete an exceedingly difficult task in an arbitrary amount of time, but instead is devoting him or herself to the problem, decided to devote him or herself to football analysis, but this economist may not even have been asked because the writer may have just been positing a potential situation, but it is not a potential situation, since the optative voice was not used and this all actually happened, or Wenger may not have paid less than the market value for the player and Gervinho may not be bargain after all.